Don’t worry, neither could we. Between the price of airfare, hotels and spending money — not to mention a ticket if you actually wanted to attend a game – the cost of a trip to Brazil for the #WorldCup quickly escalated into the thousands.
Yeah, not exactly reasonable for the majority of us.
Wear a bikini while you watch the game. Or, better yet, show your support for Team USA:
Get a Brazilian bikini wax
Practice your own futbol moves …
… and then work on your celebration techniques
Catch up on other Brazilian sports
… and get Vin Diesel to come over and proclaim “This is Brazil!”
Go to the club and request Danza Kuduro. Then show everyone what you’ve got
To relax, pour sand in your backyard and pretend you’re on the beaches of Rio
Then make yourself a caipirinha, the national drink of Brazil
Or better yet, hire a hot cabana boy to do it.
And there you go – a #WorldCup “staycation!”