I’m going to unfollow you, and here’s today’s reason why:
There are a lot of reasons I use social media. To stay in touch, to ask for favors, to ignore you but still know everything about you and your boo, and of course to Facebook- or Twitter-stalk you while I’m in between tasks. But there is a fine line between keeping up with your life and quickly hitting the unfollow button and never having to see your posts again!
I will unfollow you if…
You keep posting the most over the top, super ridiculous, lovey dovey, PDA, gushy beyond belief, begging on your knees, too sugary sweet, obnoxious, vomit inducing posts to your loved one. Stop it!
When I see posts like this, my first reaction is, “Ohhhhh…. Someone effed up and is trying to publically make amends.” When I read these I tend to vom in my mouth a bit and to be honest, I’m a bit embarrassed for you. It’s great that you want to make such a public announcement but do you really need to put all of that on Facebook? A simple, “Love ya babe” or a smiley face post will do just fine. Plus, if you feel the need to make your guy or gal feel so overly special on The Book, then you probably aren’t doing it enough in the real world.
So next time, before you post this type of gushy crap, go grab your loved one, give them a kiss and keep it off of Facebook!
Thank you to Steven. Whoever you are, you deserve a cookie for this. If I knew who you were, I’d probably follow you.
In reality, this is how everyone feels when they see this shit stuff.