— Twitter (@twitter) March 20, 2014
Here are some first tweets from different people…
I hope the 17 fans on my Geocities page follow me here.
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) May 1, 2010
I'm about to go onstage in Minneapolis. After I finish my tuna melt and go pee
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 27, 2009
We're on a break from writing the outline for our 7th episode of TSSP. Harris has not taken his penis out yet. I'm worried.
— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) April 13, 2009
working on iphones via 'hahlo' and 'pocket tweets' – fun!
— Twitter (@twitter) July 11, 2007
Thinking we're only one signature away from ending the war in Iraq. Learn more at http://www.barackobama.com
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) April 29, 2007
#fact iron sheik is making twitter humble – stay tuned
— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) August 25, 2009
is checking that his new Twitter account is working and fully awesome.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) February 18, 2009
I AM THE NEWS
— Eugene Mirman (@EugeneMirman) September 15, 2008
I joined Twitter so bad
— Bryan Lee O'Malley (@radiomaru) June 30, 2008