Rather than talk about all the boring privacy issues, let’s ponder some of the things they most likely didn’t talk about:
10. Edward Snowden’s facial hair.
9. The location of the missing Malaysian plane.
7. Justin Bieber’s latest shenanigans.
6. The Frozen parents in the minivan.
4. The fact that Pretty Woman is about to head to Broadway.
3. The video with all the strangers making out.
2. The Sharknado sequel.
1. Linda’s kid.
How about you? What would you talk about if you had the President or the Zuck’s ear? The Robin Thicke/Paula Patton split, am I right?
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